Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, it is time for the prestigious Bukomoto's Golden Coconut award.

 

And the award goes to...

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Big Tone, the author of this website. 

(cheers) 

 

Congratulations, you have written the most discriminatory and demeaning collection of articles I have seen in my entire cyberlife you deserve to have a coconut slammed into your skull -- preferrably a golden one.

I reserve no ill feelings with the way you see Filipinos behave in America, but the way you've boorishly described Philippines as "tribal" and how you've slandered and mocked our native language makes me want to work myself into a blind fury.

No, seriously.  That's just plain foul.  I don't care about your stupid rights or your cowardly disclaimer, your arrogance just sickens me.  In the first place, is it even right to create critical articles that lambaste on the Filipino culture or any other culture for that matter?  We're talking about ethics here, just in case your thick cranium didn't notice.

I want a massive piece of meat slammed through my throat.  Mwahaha!!!

Well...  Uhm...  Alright, that's just an exaggeration...  But I do crave for something that has been a part of something with four/two legs...  And I want large portions of it!!!

Here are some that currently swirl around my head:

• Biggie-Sized Big Bacon Mushroom Melt meal (Wendy's)
  
• Big Classic meal and extra Cheeseburger (Tropical Hut)
• Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal and extra Double Cheeseburger (Mc Donald's)
• Jolli-Hotdog meal and two extra Jolli-Hotdogs (Jollibee)
• One-Whole Chicken no rice (Max's)
• Two servings of Jerk Chicken (World Chicken)
• Random images of Steaks and Pork Chops

Whatdaf?!  I feel so carnivorous today! Grrowwwl!!!

 

Minsan, napapaisip ako...  Napapatulala at napapatigil sa kalagitnaan ng aking ginagawa...  Nagtatanong sa sarili.  Bakit nga ba niya ako nagustuhan?  Bakit nga ba niya ako minahal?

Ako, na hindi nagsusuklay ng buhok.  Hindi malaman kung saan ang hati...  Bago umalis ng bahay, nasa kaliwa...  Pag-baba sa jeep, mapupunta sa kanan...  Biglang humangin, malilipat sa gitna.  Usong style ba yung tikwas na buhok?

Ako, na isang fashion disaster.  Kapag binuksan ang closet...  Black T-Shirt, black T-Shirt, black T-Shirt!!!  Okey fine, meron din dark blue...  Pero diba parang black na rin yun?  May collared nga, di naman planchado.  Yung mga white, pinambabahay.  Puro na lang blue jeans!!!  Andumi-dumi pa ng rubber shoes.  White pa man din...

Ako, na tamad mag-aral.  Katulad ngayon, imbes na mag-aral para sa Midterms at gumawa ng Laboratory Exercise...  Tabulas ang inaatupag.  Kung hindi Tabs, DotA.  Kung hindi DotA, texting.  Kung hindi texting, makikinig ng MP3.  Kahit ano talaga makaiwas lang sa pag-aaral.

Ako, na mahilig sa anime.  Wala naman siguro masama dun.  Pero...  Kasi, ayaw na ayaw niya yung anime.  Di raw niya ma-gets kung bakit andaming mahilig dun...

Ako, na lagi na lang walang oras mag-ahit ng bigote at balbas.  Mukha tuloy sabog na engineering student at/o adik sa droga.

Ako, na laging may nalilimutan...  Hindi tumutupad sa pangako...  Puro na lang drowing, wala namang tinutuloy.

Ako, na nahihirapan kumuha ng signal sa bahay...  Hindi nag-rereply sa tamang oras at kung minsan wala pang sense kausap.

Marahil dala ng swerte, iginuhit ng tadhana, mabuting karma, kagustuhan ng lumikha, o kung ano pa ang gusto niyong itawag dito.  Nguni't nais kong malaman niyo...  Siya ang pinaka-magandang bagay na nangyari sa tanambuhay ko.

Mahal na mahal kita.